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Did you know that Donald Trump Junior refused to marry his high school sweetheart when he learned that she was a virgin? He told his father, "If she's not good enough for her own family, then she's not good enough for ours!"

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Kushner the Cuckold is being forced to watch his wife have sex with another man – her father!

“Oh Daddy! Please don’t make Jared watch!” Ivanka pleaded.

But her father just laughed, “Make him watch. With this new Viagra stuff, I can bang you just as hard as I did when you were eight years old. Maybe pajama boy will learn something!”

“I’m not a pajama boy,” Kushner whimpered, “I’ll get my own back channel to the Kremlin. Then you’ll see who wears the pants in this family!”